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sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

(Source: argynw, via jxninjv)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This is groundbreaking

(via princessjiggly-puff)

hoodniggashit:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

When you see ya ex w the person they told you not to worry bout on a date

hoodniggashit:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

When you see ya ex w the person they told you not to worry bout on a date

(via dinomandaniel)

ijustd0-i:

captnblackbeard:

neuroticnerdgasm:

What if they’re smoking Bulbasaur…?

You’re a monster. 

they’re smoking weedle

ijustd0-i:

captnblackbeard:

neuroticnerdgasm:

What if they’re smoking Bulbasaur…?

You’re a monster. 

they’re smoking weedle

(Source: acidskyez)

mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

(Source: virgil134, via ruinedchildhood)

alfonymous:

whatkatiedidketo:

r-efracted:

hahrys:

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

When they want to move you up/down in the bed and they just pick you up all nonchalantly…

what about buying u food

(via notreallydeandro)

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(Source: reddit.com, via thefrogman)

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

(via tyleroakley)

jomply:

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

put the money in the bagzinga

jomply:

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

put the money in the bagzinga

(Source: rune-midgarts, via rukeprease)