The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
cat: mau
human: oh okay then
The very first pokemon.
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard
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veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse
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Ok but I wanna play 😭☹️
Me too 😭
This needs to be on ESPN
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this close to putting hot sauce on my toes
i. forgot to give context for this
what context could you possibly give that would make this any better
my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth
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last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.
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if you haven’t seen john boyega’s impression of pinocchio you haven’t lived
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“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo
shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory
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PIXAR ANSWERED YOUR BIG QUESTION
YOU ASKED:
AND IN THE MOVIE CARS 3, PIXAR ANSWERS:
“Car Life Insurance”
IT’S BOTH
Insuricare is the insurance company Bob Parr worked for in The Incredibles
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